So I go to the dump and toss off the garbage. I pull forward to recycle and then wham! I get drilled from behind by a pickup. Tweaked my whole body as I was sideways getting out of the car and smacked my head. So being tweaked I think I need a good garbage (ambulance) truck chaser.
In MI it’s 1-800-CALL SAM… ;D
Where I live hitting a pedistrian is a big oops
Boulder, I assume you are in CO. How about Frank Azar - The Strong Arm!
Damn! Good thing you weren’t seriously hurt. I smell a few new fermenters coming your way. 
Dude I hope you are really OK. Regardless.
Hopefully there’s a police report and a visit to the ER? You need the local lawyer who specializes in these types of incidents.
I toughed it out and a bit fu-barred. I’m used to numbness. It rhymes with DUMBASS.