Bad habits that are just too awesome

The Pub
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Who has bad habits that are just too damn awesome?

I flossed a while back, and uh.  Yeah.  Turns out if you use high-end tooth brushes, but no floss for a year, when you floss you get to inhale the fumes of a toxic waste dump.  It’s a little like huffing Round-Up.

So now I have a water jet flosser.

Which means, of course, I can floss using a 90PSI stream of Cool Mint Listerine!  (Or, for that matter, Irish whiskey…)

Which I’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to do.

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But sounds like fun anyway! ;D

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My bad habit is that I drink beer, THAT is awesome.

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I used to never floss, then some genius came up with Plackers and now I do it daily.  Agreed though, if you go a while without flossing then all of a sudden change your mind you will pluck some foul, evil stuff out of your teeth!

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Like Sir Eglamore’s arm?