Bathroom Humor

My family enjoys corny humor, word-play. bathroom humor and the like.  My wife and I both grew up in households were there were tons of puns…  It’s a genetic kine ting.

This afternoon my 11 year old son and I were enjoying an after-school frozen float at the local drive-in; you know a scoop of ice cream in Pepsi Icee.  My son usually gets about 2/3 of the way through his and has to excuse himself to go to the restroom.

Today after the bathroom break he returns to the booth looking thoughtful, “You know Dad, I think those frozen floats are made with rocket fuel.”

“Really, how so?”

“Every time I eat one I have an I.C.B.M.”  (icey BM)

That’s my boy!

He then proceeds to inform me that  diarrhea is hereditary.

“Really,” says I.

“Yeah, it runs in your jeans!”

Ha! Those are both awesome!

I’m stealing the second one.

No one says ICBM anymore…that’s so “cold war era”  :stuck_out_tongue:

Very funny!

Thanks for the chuckle.  I needed that.

I’m raising witty and sarcastic children too.  He’ll be rewriting song lyrics soon enough.  ;D Glad there’s more of us out their.

Paul

I LOLed.  Thank you, I needed that today.

Every time I eat one I have a cruise missle isn’t quite as funny…