I am the Internal Vice President of the Student Bar Association at Lewis & Clark Law School in Portland, OR - we’re throwing a party for our SBA elections on the 11th, and we have a budget surplus. So… I just got a corny keg filled with Hopworks Urban Brewery’s Secession Black IPA ($58), another with their standard IPA ($58), and I’m getting another corny filled with Upright Brewing Company’s No. 5 ($50). My CO2 can only run two taps at a time, but I thought about using one of those bike pump-style homebrew keg CO2 cartridge things to push the third one at one time. Not a bad beer selection for a daytime on-campus Thursday party at a law school, don’t you think?
What time’s that party? I was just at the HUB and had the black IPA as well as the IPA. The black was just OK, but I really liked the “conventional” IPA. Should I bring anything, beside my mug, to the party?
You might want to have a few bottles of Duvel available.
I’m pretty sure it means “lawyer” in Dutch.
Ha! I like it! 
Ouch. Burn. 
You’ll also want a ton of Arrogant Bastard around. ;D
Just so no one thinks I’m being unduly harsh, I’m a lawyer.