Brewery Name/Motto

Just for fun post an amusing name and motto for an imaginary brewery. Feel free to post several times as ideas percolate.
To start us off:
Name:Confirmation Bias Brewery
Motto: All of Our brews turn out great, as expected.

Old school brews. Keeping it old school keeping it classic

No Crap Brewing

We make beer flavored beer!

One Off Brewing - “Every beer is special. No, we can’t replicate it.”

By The Numbers Brewery - Generally $8-9 per pint.

Chasing the Crowd Brewery - We brew what the guy down the street did last month

Ontario Craft Brews
Same old piss yellow crap as before, wacky new names and logos.

2020 Brewing: When will the hurting stop?

Dunning-Kruger Brewing
Brewing Phenomenal Beer Since We Turned Pro Last Month