# Bumper Stickers **URL:** \ **Category:** The Pub\ **Created:** [May 13, 2011, 10:37am UTC](https://forum.homebrewersassociation.org/t/bumper-stickers/6322 "2011-05-13T10:37:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![gordonstrong](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/brewersassociation/user_avatar/forum.homebrewersassociation.org/gordonstrong/32/21101_2.png) [@gordonstrong](https://forum.homebrewersassociation.org/u/gordonstrong)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 3:19pm UTC](https://forum.homebrewersassociation.org/t/bumper-stickers/6322/21 "2011-05-13T15:19:54Z")
> [@majorvices](#): > > Well, uhm - you can’t freakin see it unless you are holding the hemet. It’s about 2 inches and 24 point type. I’m not that dumb to put a huge bumper sticker on my helmet that says “catch me”. But nice assumption. Sheesh…  :🙂 So it’s like a tramp stamp for your head? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/brewersassociation/original/1X/f1a2211dcb353b921ed70873794a31db2031eccc.png) [@system](https://forum.homebrewersassociation.org/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 3:21pm UTC](https://forum.homebrewersassociation.org/t/bumper-stickers/6322/22 "2011-05-13T15:21:37Z")
> [@gordonstrong](#): > > > [@majorvices](#): > > > > Well, uhm - you can’t freakin see it unless you are holding the hemet. It’s about 2 inches and 24 point type. I’m not that dumb to put a huge bumper sticker on my helmet that says “catch me”. But nice assumption. Sheesh…  :🙂 > > So it’s like a tramp stamp for your head? +1 LMAO ---
**Author:** ![phillamb168](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/brewersassociation/user_avatar/forum.homebrewersassociation.org/phillamb168/32/10146_2.png) [@phillamb168](https://forum.homebrewersassociation.org/u/phillamb168)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 3:22pm UTC](https://forum.homebrewersassociation.org/t/bumper-stickers/6322/23 "2011-05-13T15:22:24Z")
> [@denny](#): > > I’ve got one on my 76 VW van (no longer running) that says “Honk if you see parts fall off”. Ha! awesome. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/brewersassociation/original/1X/f1a2211dcb353b921ed70873794a31db2031eccc.png) [@system](https://forum.homebrewersassociation.org/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 3:25pm UTC](https://forum.homebrewersassociation.org/t/bumper-stickers/6322/24 "2011-05-13T15:25:50Z")
> [@phillamb168](#): > > > [@denny](#): > > > > I’ve got one on my 76 VW van (no longer running) that says “Honk if you see parts fall off”. > > Ha! awesome. If that thing has peace signs and flowers painted on it, I want pictures. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![bonjour-user](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@bonjour-user](https://forum.homebrewersassociation.org/u/bonjour-user)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 3:27pm UTC](https://forum.homebrewersassociation.org/t/bumper-stickers/6322/25 "2011-05-13T15:27:27Z")
My sisters husband had a Fred Flintstone bug when they got married. ---
**Author:** ![majorvices](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/brewersassociation/user_avatar/forum.homebrewersassociation.org/majorvices/32/12825_2.png) [@majorvices](https://forum.homebrewersassociation.org/u/majorvices)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 3:30pm UTC](https://forum.homebrewersassociation.org/t/bumper-stickers/6322/26 "2011-05-13T15:30:44Z")
> [@](#): > > > [@majorvices](#): > > > > Well, uhm - you can’t freakin see it unless you are holding the hemet. It’s about 2 inches and 24 point type. I’m not that dumb to put a huge bumper sticker on my helmet that says “catch me”. But nice assumption. Sheesh…  :🙂 > > So, what’s the point if no one can see it? 🙂 It’s just a helmet sticker. If you ever hung out with people who ride motorcycles you’d understand. Some people have their helmets covered. I have one sticker. Its supposed to be funny. Now sorry i posted anything about it. ---
**Author:** ![hokerer](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/brewersassociation/user_avatar/forum.homebrewersassociation.org/hokerer/32/266_2.png) [@hokerer](https://forum.homebrewersassociation.org/u/hokerer)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 3:32pm UTC](https://forum.homebrewersassociation.org/t/bumper-stickers/6322/27 "2011-05-13T15:32:04Z")
> [@](#): > > My sisters husband had a Fred Flintstone bug when they got married. Man, that was just about all of them ---
**Author:** ![denny](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/brewersassociation/user_avatar/forum.homebrewersassociation.org/denny/32/13092_2.png) [@denny](https://forum.homebrewersassociation.org/u/denny)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 4:11pm UTC](https://forum.homebrewersassociation.org/t/bumper-stickers/6322/28 "2011-05-13T16:11:24Z")
> [@](#): > > > [@phillamb168](#): > > > > > [@denny](#): > > > > > > I’ve got one on my 76 VW van (no longer running) that says “Honk if you see parts fall off”. > > > > Ha! awesome. > > If that thing has peace signs and flowers painted on it, I want pictures. 🙂 No way.  Stock green and white paint job. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/brewersassociation/original/1X/f1a2211dcb353b921ed70873794a31db2031eccc.png) [@system](https://forum.homebrewersassociation.org/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 4:15pm UTC](https://forum.homebrewersassociation.org/t/bumper-stickers/6322/29 "2011-05-13T16:15:15Z")
> [@denny](#): > > > [@](#): > > > > > [@phillamb168](#): > > > > > > > [@denny](#): > > > > > > > > I’ve got one on my 76 VW van (no longer running) that says “Honk if you see parts fall off”. > > > > > > Ha! awesome. > > > > If that thing has peace signs and flowers painted on it, I want pictures. 🙂 > > No way.  Stock green and white paint job. You should seriously consider restoring it. Those are really nice fixed up. Oh, and then add some flowers and peace signs. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![denny](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/brewersassociation/user_avatar/forum.homebrewersassociation.org/denny/32/13092_2.png) [@denny](https://forum.homebrewersassociation.org/u/denny)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 4:16pm UTC](https://forum.homebrewersassociation.org/t/bumper-stickers/6322/30 "2011-05-13T16:16:41Z")
> [@](#): > > You should seriously consider restoring it. Those are really nice fixed up. > > Oh, and then add some flowers and peace signs. 🙂 It would still be a gas guzzling death trap.  I’d be happy to just get rid of it, but it was my wife’s first car and she has sentimental attachments. ---
**Author:** ![mrnate](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/brewersassociation/user_avatar/forum.homebrewersassociation.org/mrnate/32/6252_2.png) [@mrnate](https://forum.homebrewersassociation.org/u/mrnate)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 4:20pm UTC](https://forum.homebrewersassociation.org/t/bumper-stickers/6322/31 "2011-05-13T16:20:40Z")
I refuse to put anything alcohol-related on my vehicle. I got enough trouble as it is. I used to have a VW Scirocco I spray painted black and then spray painted “Charlie don’t surf” on the hood in white. I thought about buying an electric car, but now I’m thinking I could just build one that burns coal directly for much less. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/brewersassociation/original/1X/f1a2211dcb353b921ed70873794a31db2031eccc.png) [@system](https://forum.homebrewersassociation.org/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 4:26pm UTC](https://forum.homebrewersassociation.org/t/bumper-stickers/6322/32 "2011-05-13T16:26:44Z")
> [@denny](#): > > > [@](#): > > > > You should seriously consider restoring it. Those are really nice fixed up. > > > > Oh, and then add some flowers and peace signs. 🙂 > > It would still be a gas guzzling death trap.  I’d be happy to just get rid of it, but it was my wife’s first car and she has sentimental attachments. I wasn’t suggesting it become a daily driver, but it would be fun to use when going to concerts, beer gatherings, etc. or just for Sunday drives. Of course this also depends on your state’s insurance laws and what it would cost as an occasional use vehicle. ---
**Author:** ![tschmidlin](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/brewersassociation/user_avatar/forum.homebrewersassociation.org/tschmidlin/32/3857_2.png) [@tschmidlin](https://forum.homebrewersassociation.org/u/tschmidlin)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 4:36pm UTC](https://forum.homebrewersassociation.org/t/bumper-stickers/6322/33 "2011-05-13T16:36:32Z")
A red bumper sticker that says “If this sticker is blue, you’re driving too fast” ---
**Author:** ![majorvices](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/brewersassociation/user_avatar/forum.homebrewersassociation.org/majorvices/32/12825_2.png) [@majorvices](https://forum.homebrewersassociation.org/u/majorvices)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 4:44pm UTC](https://forum.homebrewersassociation.org/t/bumper-stickers/6322/34 "2011-05-13T16:44:27Z")
> [@tschmidlin](#): > > A red bumper sticker that says “If this sticker is blue, you’re driving too fast” now THAT’s funny!!  😃 ---
**Author:** ![slowbrew](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/brewersassociation/user_avatar/forum.homebrewersassociation.org/slowbrew/32/8927_2.png) [@slowbrew](https://forum.homebrewersassociation.org/u/slowbrew)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 4:45pm UTC](https://forum.homebrewersassociation.org/t/bumper-stickers/6322/35 "2011-05-13T16:45:38Z")
> [@](#): > > > [@denny](#): > > > > > [@](#): > > > > > > > [@phillamb168](#): > > > > > > > > > [@denny](#): > > > > > > > > > > I’ve got one on my 76 VW van (no longer running) that says “Honk if you see parts fall off”. > > > > > > > > Ha! awesome. > > > > > > If that thing has peace signs and flowers painted on it, I want pictures. 🙂 > > > > No way.  Stock green and white paint job. > > You should seriously consider restoring it. Those are really nice fixed up. > > Oh, and then add some flowers and peace signs. 🙂 I always thought “Plenty of leg room.  Knees optional.” would be good for a VW Microbus. ---
**Author:** ![euge](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/brewersassociation/user_avatar/forum.homebrewersassociation.org/euge/32/5060_2.png) [@euge](https://forum.homebrewersassociation.org/u/euge)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 4:48pm UTC](https://forum.homebrewersassociation.org/t/bumper-stickers/6322/36 "2011-05-13T16:48:55Z")
> [@](#): > > > [@majorvices](#): > > > > Well, uhm - you can’t freakin see it unless you are holding the hemet. It’s about 2 inches and 24 point type. I’m not that dumb to put a huge bumper sticker on my helmet that says “catch me”. But nice assumption. Sheesh…  :🙂 > > So, what’s the point if no one can see it? 🙂 As rider I know… If you can read it you are too close. I’ve had people right up on my rear wheel nearly touching it. It shows contempt for cage-drivers. I refuse to put any stickers on my vehicles except the one’s that I’m forced to- like registration and inspection. Oh, and the parking garage permit at work. The truck I bought from my dear old dad has the round Marine Corp insignia sticker and the Sheriff’s Association “Don’t Drink and Drive” sticker. Out of respect I left them on. ---
**Author:** ![slowbrew](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/brewersassociation/user_avatar/forum.homebrewersassociation.org/slowbrew/32/8927_2.png) [@slowbrew](https://forum.homebrewersassociation.org/u/slowbrew)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 4:53pm UTC](https://forum.homebrewersassociation.org/t/bumper-stickers/6322/37 "2011-05-13T16:53:40Z")
I’ve always thought “Hang up and drive!!” was a good sentiment for a bumper sticker.  Of course in Des Moines I would prefer people look at the lights and not at my bumper.  If you ever drive here count to 2 before moving on a green light, you’ll thank me. Paul ---
**Author:** ![gordonstrong](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/brewersassociation/user_avatar/forum.homebrewersassociation.org/gordonstrong/32/21101_2.png) [@gordonstrong](https://forum.homebrewersassociation.org/u/gordonstrong)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 4:57pm UTC](https://forum.homebrewersassociation.org/t/bumper-stickers/6322/38 "2011-05-13T16:57:18Z")
> [@mrnate](#): > > I used to have a VW Scirocco I spray painted black and then spray painted “Charlie don’t surf” on the hood in white. The quote from Apocalypse Now, or the Clash song?  Works for me either way… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/brewersassociation/original/1X/f1a2211dcb353b921ed70873794a31db2031eccc.png) [@system](https://forum.homebrewersassociation.org/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 5:01pm UTC](https://forum.homebrewersassociation.org/t/bumper-stickers/6322/39 "2011-05-13T17:01:35Z")
“Hang up and Drive” should be painted on the bumper from the factory. ---
**Author:** ![phillamb168](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/brewersassociation/user_avatar/forum.homebrewersassociation.org/phillamb168/32/10146_2.png) [@phillamb168](https://forum.homebrewersassociation.org/u/phillamb168)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2011, 5:07pm UTC](https://forum.homebrewersassociation.org/t/bumper-stickers/6322/40 "2011-05-13T17:07:46Z")
> [@majorvices](#): > > > [@](#): > > > > > [@majorvices](#): > > > > > > Well, uhm - you can’t freakin see it unless you are holding the hemet. It’s about 2 inches and 24 point type. I’m not that dumb to put a huge bumper sticker on my helmet that says “catch me”. But nice assumption. Sheesh…  :🙂 > > > > So, what’s the point if no one can see it? 🙂 > > It’s just a helmet sticker. If you ever hung out with people who ride motorcycles you’d understand. Some people have their helmets covered. I have one sticker. Its supposed to be funny. Now sorry i posted anything about it. Well I thought it was funny. Thanks for posting 🙂 [Previous page](https://forum.homebrewersassociation.org/t/bumper-stickers/6322.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forum.homebrewersassociation.org/t/bumper-stickers/6322.md?page=3)