Those are words that I never thought I’d hear…
http://english.cri.cn/6909/2011/05/17/1461s638024.htm
Keep in mind, it’s not nice to fool Mother Nature…
You have no idea how sad I am there was no video of the watermelons. That would have totally made my day. 
I’m in a place to personally stand in the gap for you weaz…made this video several years back…scroll ahead to about 2:30…
Sadly, it’s not like front row seats at a Gallagher show, just a whole bunch of split watermelons.
Having had to clean up after Gallagher shows, I think we should all be thankful for that!
I just put watermelons on my list of things from China to avoid. We fed our dogs toxic Alpo a few years ago and it killed both of them.
Condolences to the both of you. 
That f’n blows. >:( All food from China is on the list unless proven otherwise…
I’ve told myself many times that if I ever heard this sentence, I would be shocked. Very surprised at the least. But, coming from Denny, some how, I did not even flinch. :-\