I showed ‘im all the sites I’ve mentioned before and more. I could see ‘is eyes light up with excitement and ‘is pants gettin’ tighter by the minute. We ended up spendin’ the whole night watchin’ and talkin’ about sexy babes and 'ow we’d like to bang ‘em till sunrise. It was like we were teenagers again, talkin’ about sex like it was the only thing that mattered in the world.