Homebrew auto-correct

So I looked at my reminders for today and thought, what part of the house am I supposed to “dry mop” today? And why? Would I really give myself a housecleaning assignment in the middle of my work week? What am I, Cinderella?

You know what it meant… after a while, it occurred to me I was supposed to dry hop my latest batch. Thank you auto-correct…

Funny! That’s homebrewing for ya! ;D

You know brewing has insinuated itself into your brain when you read that first sentence and see “dry hop” instead of “dry mop”… :-\

You know you’re a home brewer when you realize that 3/8’s id beer line is PERFECT for bleeding brakes. Nice tight fit on the bleeder nipples… ;D

Perfect for the nipple to drain my sprinkler system, too, which some genius put inside a wall where it would otherwise drain behind the wallboard…