Hop Stripper?

Anybody thought about making an economical version of a hop stripper?  Ideas, pics?

This post isn’t nearly as fun as the title made it sound. :wink:

+1

I have some thoughts on economical stripper hopping but unfortunately no pics.

Also, would work best if you grow your hops up a pole

No one wants to see all that cellulite and acne anyway…

as long as there is a good view of the lupulin glands 8)

I guess I should have reworded that… somehow?  :D  Maybe hop stripping device… nah, poles and tables would have still fallen into the equation.  ;D