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Feet, miles, km?
I’m 153209548.8 cm from beer Nirvana.
0. I found the exact center and am squatting there in a chair. Unfortunately, it turned out to be a closet.
I’m about 2400 hectometers away.
3736 miles.
644 miles, wishing I was there.
So you’re on the outskirts of beer Valhala.
I’m a world away…
167 miles
15 miles, approaching slowly. Darn traffic.
All the chicks here are married.
Less than 100 miles away and making a steady approach by train. With the delays I think I’ll just miss the afternoon registration. Still plenty of time before pro brewer night
Indeed. Funny how we still always want want we can’t have.