When I’m in a home, I know I am gonna want a beer. I am pretty sure either of my two sons will sneak me some in. But, what do I tell them to get since I won’t be able to brew it myself anymore?
I’ve decided I tell them to be bring me Sierra Nevada. Just surprise me on the specific beer. They do all styles they brew right.
On second thought, maybe I’ll tell them no gose.
For me I’d probably say any import that isn’t in a clear or green bottle, and is stored in the fridge at the store. That should keep it to relatively fresh, unskunked lagers, stouts and English ales.
Great answer! Honestly I am not even sure why I bother drinking American beer anymore. Life is short.
I think your sons should take care of you at home and brew beer to your specifications instead of sneaking you beers in a “home”. 
Your sons will be brewing by then, they will bring you their homebrew!
There’s an assisted living home in Bend, Oregon that brews beer. I was thinking of opening an assisted living home with a “home brewery” but by the time I find enough spare time to work on this project, it’ll be time for me to go into assisted living.
I’ve taught homebrewing at several homes.
Are you sure you aren’t just senile and living in one?
His caretaker is way too nice.