I only drink Gotham Brewed.
Pompous A$$hole - now that is funny!
I like the “Dog Sweat” but have seen too many drunk bartenders and friends actually pour that way!
+1 
I lost it at “It’s so bitter, you’ll no longer be able to dream”
We must all actually sound like that ordering these beers with crazy names…
Big red Clifford’s dick, lmao… Nice find