New Commercials For Old Milwaukee Beer Feature Group Of Friends Contemplating Suicide
http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-commercials-for-old-milwaukee-beer-feature-gro,28590/
[quote]“We’re confident consumers of Old Milwaukee will strongly relate to these drunk, hopeless, broken down men joylessly downing beer after beer while listlessly watching television and discussing in flat monotones whether there’s any compelling reason why they shouldn’t just end it all,” Sloman said following a screening of a TV spot in which a pale, sunken-eyed man opens his ninth Old Milwaukee, stares at it blankly, and then puts it down untouched after realizing that nothing is helping. “Extensive market research has shown these scenes are quite authentic in terms of how a great number of Americans enjoy the crisp, delicious taste of Old Milwaukee beer.”
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