Because this has been making me giggle for about the past hour in sheer unmitigated gless.
i dunno what gless is but i totally agree! 
They had me until I saw guys running around with colanders on their heads. :-\
I watched bits - funny stuff. I lack the patience to watch it all though, since I was given the real thing on bluray.
“Real thing” where Greedo shoots first?
No, the bluray has the bastardized version :-\
But I still have the VHS version where only Han shoots - the kids watched that one first
Greedo shot first??? Well, that changes everything.