These are hilarious - texts from my dog
http://textsfromdog.tumblr.com/
Funny stuff man!
I don’t do texts.
The best thing about dogs is that they can’t talk…if they could they probably wouldn’t be man’s best friend.
Funny stuff Tom. 
My wife used to say that she wished our dog could talk.
I often had to remind her that the dog would only say things like:
“Someone’s walking by…
SOMEONE’S WALKING BY…
SOMEONE’S WALKING BY!”
Seriously…That would be terrible.
I think my 3 dogs would all have something different to say:
Cookie (the one who had spinal surgery):
I love you, I love you, I love you. Can I lick you? For an hour? Hey, how come I’m in this crate?
Sammie (the Chi-on):
A bat farted in China! Danger! Danger! Danger!
Toby (the white haired terrier elder of the family):
Would someone shut that little dog up? I’m trying to take a nap.
I love this comic - and I suspect it is not far from the truth.
