;D Probably my all time fav epitaph: “I told you I was sick.”
Good one Denny. ;D
I like
"Here Lies <don’t remember the name> Age 102 The Good Die Young "
and
“I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.” - Winston Churchill
I love pearls before swine, the elaborate puns are the best.
My favoite two, both from Mark Twain:
Death is the starlit strip between the companionship of yesterday and the reunion of tomorrow.
&
The Impartial Friend: Death, the only immortal who treats us all alike, whose pity and whose peace and whose refuge are for all–the soiled and the pure, the rich and the poor, the loved and the unloved.
My wishes are clear I hope…
When I die, bury me upside-down, so the world can kiss my ass.
And if you’re buried with said body part exposed, it can double as a bike parking rack 
If I do it right there won’t be enough left of me to bury…or burn.
I’ve got a button which has a good epitaph for a brewer:
“I’m not aging, I’m fermenting.”