This is how it should be done

Collaborate don’t litigate.

I am glad this was handled without litigation.

But what about all the lawyers starving in China…

We need to put up a fundraising commercial for them. We’ll slow down some film of a doc review warehouse and play a Sarah McLachlan song over it.

The two brewers clink glasses with the logos for their respective beers while sharing a laugh. The camera pans out to show a man in a dark suit with a briefcase then closes in to show a single teardrop running down his face. The narrator says “for only 33% of your settlement you can help a struggling lawyer move from a Toyota to a lexus”.