Wow. Of course I always thought draft BMC should be served similarly from a horse tap. 
You don’t need a horse tap: Drink three pints of Prima pils and an hour later you’ll be able to use your very own personal tap to provide two pints of BMC type lager.
Now if it would sing while pouring…that would be great.
Here’s one I did from my son’s toy he outgrew:
(hope this works…never shared a Google photos video before. Volume is a little low too).