Your recommendations for a Festivus beer

I should have brought this up a month ago to have it drinkable next Saturday, but never late…

  • How about an aluminum pole in the fermenter.
  • “Airing of grievances” must happen while drinking this beer.
  • What grain bill would be best for “Feats of strength”?
  • What are your past "Festivus Miracles? with yeast? (bonus points)