A tin knocker with a hot wife? I thought the sparkies and turd herders always got the good lookin’ wemmens.
You just made me Google 3 phrases. “Turd herder” did not go well…
Ha ha!
Ex-tin knocker. I’m a desk jockey now. We tend to do pretty well in the lady department. Funny thing, It was after I quite tin knocking that I traded in my used wife for the new, much improved model. Seems to coincidental to me.
I’m a reformed tin knocker myself, may have to return to my former evil ways though if that winning powerball ticket continues to elude me.
The only complaints I get from my wife is the “smell” in the house on brew days… and she goes into great detail with lotsa descriptive terms for the tantalizing aroma that she refers to as… well… I can’t say it here, I’ve promised my wife I’d stop swearing. 
My wife swears by my brewing. Actually, she swears at it.
Hilarious. Spittin the truth.
So happy to have been able to add a small measure of mirth to your day. If you’d like another chuckle, look up Tin Knocker in the urban dictionary. I was a bit surprised [I don’t know why] it was in there.