You know you are a Homebrewer if............Let's start the fun!

[wort-h.o.g]

… When making stew, you add the peas at flameout.

LMAO… ;D

[duncan]

… When making stew, you add the peas at flameout.

This cracked me up  ;D

[pete_baker (pete b)]

@duncan

… When making stew, you add the peas at flameout.

This cracked me up  ;D

Also my favorite thus far

[jeffy]

@duncan

… When making stew, you add the peas at flameout.

This cracked me up  ;D

Also my favorite thus far

And my favorite, too.

[69franx]

I think the Brun"Water at work comment is my fav so far

[69franx]

When you are the only guest asked/allowed to bring beer to any gathering you attend

[fchenette (Frankenbrew)]

When your weekend revolves around your “production schedule.”

[jonhughey_att.net (HoosierBrew)]

@jeffy

@duncan

… When making stew, you add the peas at flameout.

This cracked me up  ;D

Also my favorite thus far

And my favorite, too.

Yeah, pretty damn funny.

[jonhughey_att.net (HoosierBrew)]

You have coffee, a chocolate doughnut, and oatmeal for breakfast and all you can think of is brewing a breakfast stout clone.

[kernelcrush (ScottBeh)]

When you spill beer, clean it up with a shop vac, forget about it till 2 weeks later when the fruit flies are suddenly a horde, then you open the shop vac and think about going to get your hydrometer before you dump it

[AmandaK]

When your weekend revolves around your “production schedule.”

What? Non travel weekends are brew weekends!

I’ll add: when you keep a hydrometer on the kitchen counter. How many of us do this?

[hobsondrake_yahoo.com (HobsonDrake)]

when on your morning walk you look into the recycle buckets for usable bottle. And run home to get shopping bags to collect the 20 or so perfect bottles that someone just put out yelling as you enter the house, SCORE!!

[skatz (Stevie)]

You have coffee, a chocolate doughnut, and oatmeal for breakfast and all you can think of is brewing a breakfast stout clone.

Or you have coffee, chocolate, and oatmeal stouts for breakfast and pass out by noon.

[69franx]

When 2 two car garages are not enough for 2 cars and your brew gear!
Edit because I can’t think and type

[ketch32]

Your neighbors come over constantly asking for beer for their party tonight…

Your 4-year-old daughter thinks bottling is a fun activity…

You have no problem dropping $500+ on a kettle, but think that’s a ridiculous price for something to cook food with…

[jonhughey_att.net (HoosierBrew)]

You have coffee, a chocolate doughnut, and oatmeal for breakfast and all you can think of is brewing a breakfast stout clone.

Or you have coffee, chocolate, and oatmeal stouts for breakfast and pass out by noon.

Around the age of 21 that might not have been far off.   

[jonhughey_att.net (HoosierBrew)]

Your new neighbors see you brewing in your garage and worry Walter White is living next door.  A month later they’re lined up at your bar when the beer is ready (true story, more than once).

[wort-h.o.g]

Your new neighbors see you brewing in your garage and worry Walter White is living next door.  A month later they’re lined up at your bar when the beer is ready (true story, more than once).

Yeah i can identify with that. My house labels are breaking bad cast…Jesse Yo Pils, hanks Hefeweizen, Heisenberg C3 pale ale, mikes Munich helles, sauls lawyer up red ale, and skler blonde ale.

[69franx]

I like that line up Ken, but hated Skylar the entire run of the show. Debbie downer from day one

[69franx]

But I’m sure your blonde is fantastic!