Enjoy…
I gotta get me one of those!
As a sales engineer, this seems like any normal day at the office for me ;D ;D ;D
I need to integrate a reciprocating dingle arm into my brewery.
I looked up “turbo enabulator” on you tube, and in the suggestions column was “Woman’s Bathroom Fart Prank” Not sure how these relate, but I’m betting there’s a correlation there somewhere!
My first thought was “wrong kind of engineer”.
My second thought was “that is just made up gibberish”. I’m right? ;D
NONSENSE = link
Oh no Tom, he’s dead serious. Retro-encabulator technology will soon be coming to a dishwasher near you!
From Wikileaks:
“Retro-encabulator technology was provided to the USDOD via the millenium technology transfer by the Vulcan Science Academy.”
I’m not an engineer, just a sales wonk. But I could sell the crap out of this!!
Got it 
Hey those were in use when I started working a long time ago.
The FM tape recorder tranport, not the “turboencabulator”. Looks similar to the old Sangamo Sabre VI parts, but those were in a smaller box. They were transportable - meaning 2 men and a boy could lug them around. Origianlly those were developed as data recorders for B-52’s. But I digress.
That thing is never going to work unless they re-align the Pfetzer valve with the sommel flange.
No, that’s the beauty of this model! They’ve added a pre-ionization nebulizer that maintains valve alignment automatically.
Yes, but if the free floating freebus isn’t calibrated to the orbital ionizer then it’s totally useless.
too true, Jeffy. but when you’re calibrating the freebus - do you line it up at the top or the bottom of the meniscus?
Oh c’mon guys, it’s so simple, maybe you need a refresher course. It’s all ball bearings these days.
Does it come with a warranty? :
Fletch?
Prepare that Fetzer valve with some 3 in 1 oil and gauze pads. I’m going to need about 10 quarts of anti freeze, preferably prestone. No, make that quaker state.