I dug up a bunch of blue agave sprouts(puppies) and called a buddy to see if he wanted them. His wife did so they came over with a friend who was drinking a Miller Lite. Dee and Leslie drink my beer but David never has. I started him with the oatmeal stout, by far the worst stout I’ve brewed in years. Then we went to the rye pale, the belgian strong dark and he was hooked on homebrew.
But hen I gave him a glass of pecan rauchbier he started foaming at the mouth, and after he had a glass of my Gumballhead clonish beer he decided to marry me and donate his whole salary to my brewing. Should I let him move in or just donate to the cause? :-\
Not that there’s anything wrong with that… ;D
Play hard to get.
Ask for more… :o
Does he have a fishin boat?
Does he clean and do laundry? 
Cooking is required!!
I already cook and clean for the wife, I’m not so sure i should take on another one. I may just make him donate money and time to the cause.
Give a man a homebrew, and he’ll have a beer. Teach a man to homebrew, and he’ll have beer for life.
Will he kick in for rent too? If he’s going to be a drinking a lot of your homebrew he might be spending the night on a regular basis 
Is he cute?
He’s pretty ugly but he has a good job.
Skip the cooking…make him clean carboy’s, haul full buckets around, clean out the cooler after you mash!
Amen!
+1
Can get an Amen!
i’m sure there is a pantless joke here somewhere, but to avoid crossing any lines, I’ll just you all insert your own.
INSERT PANTLESS JOKE HERE
I’ve always heard it this way:
Give a man a beer and he’ll waste an hour. Teach a man to brew and he’ll waste a lifetime.
Amen!
Does he have a brother? :
BTY…if you are already married you can’t marry again but you can have a couple of concubines.
Oh sure, he like your beer, be a nice guy, and give you money before you get married… I’d just milk it out as long as you can without making a commitment.
This from some one whose been married 26 years…
Bruce
Good point. Why buy a cow, when you got free milk. ;D