Over spiced pumpkin porter

One method that should remove just about ALL flavor from your beer is the kind of carbon filtration setup used to make liqueurs:  http://www.midwestsupplies.com/carbonsnake-filter-system.html
You could filter some of the beer through one of these, and use it to dilute the rest.  Sounds like a pretty poor solution though.  My vote is to use it for marinade, or dump it.