So I was sick at the New Year and didn’t have my pork and sauerkraut this year. Tonight my cookie didn’t have a fortune in it. Causal connection? ;D
Hope there was some hops in your beer. 
No coincidence whatsoever. I have never tempted the traditional meal. Because you did the cookie fortune is nonexistent. You can expect six more weeks of winter, black cats crossing your path, ladders that leave no way around but force you to walk under them, pennies laying face down, stepping on cracks, and a slew of other negative results. You are doomed.
Seriously, glad you’ve recovered. Here’s to a prosperous and happy New Year! Cheers! [emoji482]
I did have black eyed peas, but no egg rolls - maybe I’ll only be halfway unlucky this year?