While watching Red Dwarf: “The urine recycle is so overworked it’s beginning to taste like Dutch lager.” Kryton.
Ha! Haven’t seen that show in ages. When I lived across the pond in the 80s, the joke was “How do you turn beer into lager? Drink 3 pints and wait half an hour.” Usually recited, with no sense of irony, by guys who would happily take a day ferry across the channel just to bring back a carload of duty free… lager.
Why is drinking American beer like having sex in a canoe? It’s f****** closing to water.
I LOVED that show! How do you keep a Baptist from drinking all your beer?
Only drink with two or more. Around here the subject faith is LDS, and the joke involves fishing.
I was at a Brewfest a while back and saw a guy wearing a shirt that said “What’s wrong pilsner boy, afraid of the dark!?”. There wasn’t a nice big picture of a stout to go along with it, but it was still hilarious.
And whagt’s wrong with pilsner?
Not an insult, but the recycler joke made me think of one I usually quip standing at the urinal…
“We don’t own beer… we just borrow it for a while”
Nothing, with a well made one.
I used to say that I liked lemon-lime Gatorade because it was the same color going in and coming out.
More of a limerick but thought it was funny.
There once was a bar maid from Yale Upon her chest tattooed were the prices of ale And for the sake of the blind Upon her behind was the same thing in brail
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We are between two breweries and we have two kegs as urinals in men’s bathroom. Once I took our neighbors keg caps and put them on the tops of both the urinals with arrows facing left and right towards each brewery. I thought it was a riot. Someone removed them.
Which strongly suggests that the crews from the other breweries come to drink at Yellowhammer. Keep up the good work. 
Haha! Thanks!
I’ve seen them there.
“We don’t own beer… we just borrow it for a while”
similar…Beer is God’s joke on us…he made it such a short-term rental.
Bud Shite & Miller Shite vs Microbrewed Crap & Yuppie Beers
whereas I just sit there silently and judge your poor taste in beers