Saw a pretty awesome quote at a craft beer bar here in Denver today. “Give a man a beer and he will waste an hour. Teach a man to homebrew and he will waste a lifetime.” Maybe some of you have seen this one before but I thought it was both hilarious and probably very true. It sure has consumed quite a bit of my free time since I’ve started brewing in this past year. Not one minute however would I consider a waste! ;D
Don’t worry, give it a while, you will… 
a friend of mine actually had this made on a wooden placque and its now hanging on my kitchen wall.
I like the ones that say, “Drink beer. Not too much. Mostly homebrew.”
But the one I really want is, “What care have I how time advances? I’m drinking ale tonight.” - E.A. Poe
the mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.
“You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.” -Frank Zappa-
Beer - Because one doesn’t solve the world’s problems over white wine.
[quote]Beer, its whats for dinner.
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A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.
“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” Frank Sinatra.
“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.” - Dave Barry
“Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.” - Dave Barry
“The letters in ‘Brace Beemer’ can be arranged to spell ‘Embrace Beer.’” - Dave Barry, referring to the actor who played the Lone Ranger on radio
“All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow.” - Dave Barry
When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer. --Postpetroleum Guzzler, Dave Barry
Good quote. I have it on the back of a t-shirt from Arbor Brewing out of Ann Arbor, MI.
“Mmm, beer.” - Homer Simpson
“Beer is proof that loves us and wants us to be happy.”
~Benjamin Franklin
This one’s an oldie, but a goodie.
“What’s the matter ‘lager boy’ afraid you might taste something?” On a label for hobgoblin ale I think…
He didn’t say this. He didn’t really like beer at all and prefered wine.
All right, brain. You don’t like me and I don’t like you, but let’s just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.
~Homer Simpson
“Beer, now there’s a temporary solution.”
A pun!
I like it.
PJ O’Rourke on Wait, Wait Don’t Tell Me - “Beer at our house just meant we were out of whiskey. Or it was breakfast time.”
They were discussing the Beer Summit.
Paul