Beer: the cause of, and the solution to, all of life’s problems. - Homer Simpson
“Homer, I’m worried about our beer sitiation. After this case, and the other case, there’s only one case left.”
“I’ll take a keg of Duff, and a six pack to hold me till I tap the keg.”
“Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world” - Kaiser Wilhelm
“Mr. Pibb…now that’s the kind of soda I’de like to sit down and have a beer with.”
Here’s to women, beer and song, may none of them be flat.
When I read about the evils of drinking beer, I gave it up.
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Reading, that is.
maybe he said it in an unpublished format to some friends, then later refined it to the wine comment. can’t prove he never said it.
“i can’t take this much longer, i gotta have a beer” barney
Just as it can’t be proven that he did.
touche salesman
“I’m so confused!”
Vinnie Barbarino
How can it be a quote with no evidence that he said it?
Dumbledore the plagiarist!!!
I thought Yoda said that.
Or perhaps Mr. Miyagi?
Yes Yoda. And that ain’t Dumbledore!!!
I am a truly “annoyed” Star Wars, LOTR, and Harry Potter fan. 
he’s a wizard, maybe he lived for thousands of years, shrunk and got ugly in his old age. found himself wielding a light saber instead of a wand. changed his name to protect the innocent…
My work here is done.
“Of all my favorite things to do,
The utmost is to have a brew.
My love grows for my foamy friend,
With each thirst-quenching elbow bend.
Beer’s so frothy, smooth and cold–
It’s paradise–pure liquid gold.
Yes, beer means many things to me…
That’s all for now, I gotta pee!”
“if you’re going to let a little thing like warm beer bother ya, you might as well bag ass out of life now”
don weithman
we usually bought beer warm in florida because it was more expensive cold. just would drink them warm until they got cold.
I used to do it the other way around when I lived in Florida.
I’d buy it cold and not put it in a cooler while I was fishing. It got warm slowly (slower than you would think) and I’d just drink warm beer as it got that way. It was an intersting excercise in how one’s percepton of flavors change as beer warms up.
I enjoy SN Big Foot more at room temperature than chilled.
i agree with you about the bigfoot. someone gave one to me few weeks ago. first sip i was like naaaa. but then came back to it a little while later and it was just fine.