Beer Quotes

You Sir are a beer connoisseur!  I rarely see other folks who understand the thrill “of an interesting exercise in how one’s perception of flavors change as beer warms up.”

I vaguely recall (too much beer) a card game with a couple friends.  We started the game with a 6er of Sam Adams Doppelbock, a bottle of Old Crustacean and a 6er of Bigfoot sitting on the card table.  We played with good tunes in the background with the beer warming as we played.  Geezus that was great, of course that much beer would kill me now.

I have a t-shirt with that quote on it, are you calling my t-shirt a liar? ;D

“Sure it might tate like a cup of warm chewing tobacco spit, but it’s still beer, dammit!”

“I have never poured out a beer. Even to put out a grass fire.”

“mmm, warm chewing tobacco” spit

“I’d rather have a bottle [of beer] in front of me than a frontal lobotomy” - Tom Waits

EDIT to fix misspelling of lobotomy. Guess my brains just not all there ::slight_smile:

Weebles wobble, but they don’t fall down!

Weaze weebles, but he don’t wobble.

that’s because he doesn’t wear pants

But I have been know to wizzle in public, on occasion.  ;D

Fo rizzle? What the dizzle?

Fo shizzle my nizzle!

Ahh Mr Al Bundy!!, i never forgot he’s kind a icon of beer… he doesnt like  Ales …but yes, american beer lager lover
here are a few quotes from him

“Give Me Beer or Give Me Death”    -Al Bundy, Married with Children

“Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.” – Al Bundy, Married with Children

“Yeah, it’s the beer. Turns out, the brain doesn’t need blood. Just gotta keep the brain wet. So what’s going on?” Al Bundy

“No problem. You’re talking beer, you’re talking my language”

“When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.”

Sorry to revive an old thread, but someone just sent me the old Ben Franklin quote and rather than refute it, I recalled the truism from The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance.  It’s hard to argue with a good legend people want to believe…

He never really said that; someone just said he said that…  :wink:

Brilliant!

Abraham Lincoln never said that.  It was Benjamin Franklin.

I thought it was MLK.

After Al Gore invented the internet, he then invented a time machine. Using that, he went back in time and explained the problem to Lincoln.