Final post, unless anyone is interested enough to reply.
i won’t bother to take a pic because of an issue that ill explain.
result: successful in most regards - a very drinkable nearly free alcohol
recipe:
20litres distilled water (16 litres first then 4 litres for addition)
k1v-1118 wine yeast
bentonite
~12 grams crushed juniper berries
-1 tiny tiny black pepper
5 grams coriander (1.5 tbsp)
3 small lime rinds–
1 lime’s juice
1 cardamom pod crushed
1 bay leaf
1 2.5cmx1cm bit of cassia
boiled for 20 min
1kg dextrose added at 20 min
5 grams magnum hops at 20 min
botanicals at 15min in a metal bag
1/2 whirfloc at 10min
2g flaked yeast nutrient at 5min
2.5g DAP at 5 min
added yeast when cooled, two days after visible signs of fermentation boiled 4 litres of water with 1kg dextrose and same nutrient/DAP additions
OG of about 1.048
added bentonite in primary directly, fermented pretty cool around 60F
relatively slow seeming ferment and FG 0.997
carbed with 150g dextrose
appearance: almost crystal clear with a yellow-greenish tinge, some bubbles but not comparable to beer and zero head formation at all, even for a second
aroma: none, maybe slight lime/citrusy acid
taste: overall perception is like flat diluted lime juice in water with very small resiny/bitterness tinge, some lemongrass. no alcohol taste at all. earlier after bottling i did taste juniper and some more of the herbs and botanicals
body: feels really flat
issue #1 weird botanicals, too bland - earlier on the cassia and whatever other botanicals were creating odd tastes. i did not want alcohol lime juice or skeeter pee, but a kind of gin and tonic taste. solution: find a better botanicals suggestion (i just used what i had) and probably triple to quadruple the dosage of them, while removing cassia, cardamom and black pepper. of course you can use whatever other flavour you particularly like your hard seltzers to be - cranberry, rootbeer, etc
issue #2 incorrect yeast nutrient - i was trying to go really cheap and picked up my dextrose from a bulk food product store, they had “flaked nutritional yeast” - i assumed - ‘hey it’s dead yeast, i’ll boil it and it will just be vitamins.’ well i found out after i had already boiled, that no, it is not. it has a flavour described as ‘cheesy’ and is used as vegan MSG, adding lots of umami taste. in the end i dont taste that weird umami flavour in it now at all, but it was present earlier on. solution: use a proper yeast nutrient duh
issue #3 no carbonation - this is the biggest problem by far. i added enough bottling sugar to reach a high (~3.0) degree of carbonation. i never have problems with bottle-carbing my beer, but this one seems like it is not going to. maybe it was the bentonite stripping out yeast? not really sure what happened. if this was carbonated the way it was intended it would be extremely crushable. this is the crucial failure and i unfortunately don’t even have a solution. solution: ??? don’t add bentonite ?? anyone? or of course keg it
considering how super mild this is in taste at ~6.5% ABV, my next goal is to take this and make a pseudo cheap-variety korean soju. this will again probably be very confusing for some of you as to why i want to make garbage, but i am simply too used to being able to get nearly free ~15% alcohol shots at any time. korean green bottle soju is 10 dollars a bottle here in canada, its $1.50 in korea and i can make it for about 50cents a bottle.