pinnah
(pinnah)
January 25, 2012, 8:48pm
1
You have been out for a few hours and pretty thirsty.
You are almost back to your vehicle and you spot this on the ground:
Seeing the pushed out bottom makes you think there is a chance…
Sure enough. Unopened.
Whadda ya think? ;D
Would you crack it?
Right away. Chug.
I would crack it, sniff around a bit, then pour it out.
No way, but I would pack it home for proper disposal.
No way, but I would shake it up and use it for target practice.
I cant decide, because I don’t know where my pants are.
firedog23
(firedog23)
January 25, 2012, 8:54pm
2
Or find its rightful owner, throw it through his or her closed window and curse them for polluting the woods with a toxic chemical.
kit_b
(Kit B)
January 25, 2012, 9:48pm
3
Eeeewww…Keystone that’s been subjected to extreme temperature fluctuations.
Yum.
puke
bluesman
(bluesman)
January 25, 2012, 10:04pm
4
I would pick it up and head back to the car.
Then when I got home… I would throw it in the trash.
a10t2
(a10t2)
January 25, 2012, 10:05pm
5
Keystone Light: Not Even Once.
euge
(euge)
January 25, 2012, 10:27pm
6
Keith Stone would drink it…
anje
(anje)
January 25, 2012, 10:58pm
7
No way, pushed out bottom would make me worry that it’s unsafe.
If the can were properly intact, I might guzzle it if I were thirsty enough. Possibly while holding my nose. (Depends how flavorless it is, I suppose. Never tried the stuff.)
weazletoe
(weazletoe)
January 25, 2012, 11:11pm
9
I would not touch it. Judging by the color of the Rockies on the can, it’s way to warm for my taste. ;D
euge
(euge)
January 25, 2012, 11:22pm
10
I can’t see how wild variations in temp would affect the flavor very much when we’re talking about KL.
tschmidlin
(tschmidlin)
January 25, 2012, 11:47pm
11
Pick it up, crack it, dump it out, pack the can out and throw it in the recycling.
Beer snob? I’d do the same with a canned craft beer. I tend not to drink from containers I find in the woods.
Target practice. About the only thing that is good for. THEN I would properly dispose of the shot up can…
hokerer
(Hokerer)
January 26, 2012, 12:53am
13
Where were you when I needed you? Father-in-law had a bunch of that on vacation one time. I had “Once” and I would have been much better off had I seen your advice prior to that.
a10t2
(a10t2)
January 26, 2012, 1:08am
14
If you can find the can, you haven’t shot it enough.
bluesman
(bluesman)
January 26, 2012, 2:52am
15
That sounds more like it…shoot it till it’s gone.
When my kids were young we would take leftover cans after parties and use them for target practice for my son’s bow and his BB gun. good family fun in the front yard, especially when it’s 110F outside.
pinnah
(pinnah)
January 26, 2012, 7:41pm
19
Maybe I should have said you are really thirsty and had been sucking on a juniper berry for the last hour.
More information:
the bulging bottom is from freezing and expansion
the sun side of the logo was definitely faded
this is a “specially lined” can
the production date said 2009
and remember, it does say Always Smooth on the can.
You can change your vote if you want.
a10t2
(a10t2)
January 26, 2012, 8:09pm
20
Well why didn’t you say so?! That’s good enough for me.