Just trying to keep things on topic; I saw some divergence elsewhere and thought to make a thread about it.
I’ll start off nice and easy: South Park : The movie
Everything. I’m lucky to have my wife. Her father’s motto in life is “Everything goes with beer”. Could there be any better in-laws than that?
Sticking with the obvious: first dates. I made the mistake of going out for coffee yesterday. Jesus, other people are boring.
Human beings
Feel free to close the thread now ;D
Religious or political discussions.
Enter the Lock Down!
1. Float trips. I’m not talking about whitewater rafting, just some nice somewhat fast moving water with trout in it and maybe a couple of Class II rapids.
If I were a highway patrolman, everytime I saw a vehicle towing a raft on a trailer returning home late in the day or in the evening, I would pull him over and make the driver walk a straight line.
and…the most obvious of all…
2. Ice fishing. Around here, its known as “ice drinking”.
sleeping
Just about everything’s better except stuff like driving or taking your SAT’s. :
Work.
Beer Festivals 
Baptists…
Polka !!!
Hot tubs! 8)
Fat chicks…
Aaaaaaaaand 3…2…1…lock!
The old saying is “beer is not the best thing in life, but it makes all those things better.”
Bad Robert!
Let’s just say, “The girls in the bar at closing time.”
Too many girls out there that could use a sandwich IMO. I don’t need beer to find a plump woman sexy. 8)
besides, skinny girls don’t drink beer. :P
Funny, that’s a movie I have a complete food association with. Had my first gin and tonic while watching that movie for the first time and have an inexorable mental association between that movie and Tanqueray.
Lawn mowing and marriage.
Lindsey Lohan.