No apology necessary. Its not like you interrupted anything.
All we were doing was sitting around reading this forum 
And drinking homebrew… 
Hey, it’s better than being a dumb ass!
But is there a wise ass among us?
As a reformed IT consultant, we used to have an expression that “an expert is anyone from out of town.”
that’s a great one!
Nah, Comic Sans is OK. Coma Sans is just boring.
I think he meant “Typeface”
Fine, Coma Sans Regular. Sheesh. 
Coma San… Mama San… what’s the dif?
Same-same if say fast!
yeahh…
50 years old who lives at least 50 miles away.
That was “Expert” in my last company.
I worked in a power plant for 15 years where everyone was the best of the best. It was unspoken and understood.
Calling someone “Expert” was an insult.
We had out of town consultants and vendors who came to the plant as a condition of warrantee. One or two were held in high esteem. Most were either endured or ignored, or if they were interested, shown what their equipment was really capable of.
I love living here in Hawaii, and wouldn’t trade it for the world, but there are times when I miss being a part of those who make the megawatts flow.
Personally, I prefer to be Sans Coma . . .