A Study on How to Improve Heart Health

[akr71]

Apparently, I’m going to live to be about 300…  ;D

http://www.myfoxboston.com/dpp/news/offbeat/study-staring-at-breasts-increases-heart-health-20110304

[stevo155 (theDarkSide)]

Does it count if you stare at your own? 

[tumarkin]

uh… maybe. but there’s so much this article didn’t say. from the little it said, I’m thinking this is truly about stress. half the subjects were told to ogle breasts everyday, the other half told specifically not to look at breasts. can you imagine the STRESS that caused these men? of course the others did better.  :

[akr71]

@tumarkin

uh… maybe. but there’s so much this article didn’t say. from the little it said, I’m thinking this is truly about stress. half the subjects were told to ogle breasts everyday, the other half told specifically not to look at breasts. can you imagine the STRESS that caused these men? of course the others did better.  :

Yes, that was my first thought too, but I’d rather err on the side of caution and take the advice of this ‘study’ 

[denny]

@tumarkin

uh… maybe. but there’s so much this article didn’t say. from the little it said, I’m thinking this is truly about stress. half the subjects were told to ogle breasts everyday, the other half told specifically not to look at breasts. can you imagine the STRESS that caused these men? of course the others did better.  :

Thanks for the prescription, Dr. Tumarkin!  ;D

[tschmidlin]

I don’t know, it’s possible the people told not to look at breasts looked more often.  Don’t picture an elephant.

[punatic]

Does size matter?