AHA joke thread

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@morticaixavier

Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench when a man in a trench coat walks up. He opens the coat to reveal that he is completely nude underneath.

the first old lady has a stroke
the second old lady has a stroke
the third old lady would have had a stroke but her arms were to short to reach.

Two nuns are driving along a country road late at night when suddenly a vampire leaps out in front of them. They screech to a halt and one nun says to the other, “lean out the window and show him your cross”.

The second nun rolls down the window leans out and yells “GET OUT OF THE DAMN ROAD!!!”

I literally "LOL"ed on the first one.  ;D