We haven’t had a good BFI thread in a while, so I figured I would start one. Would you rather wrestle a bear, or kung-fu fight a moose? Keep in mind while making your decision, bears have large claws, however moose have more woodland allies.
And…GO!
Neither. I think fighting a rabid kangaroo would be more fun and sport like.
I like to wrestle turtles.
to me the word meaningless is synonymous with fake. So I thought I would put some fake things in this thread. I hope I offend at least one person… I hope I make at least two laugh.
Loopy…I think you get the gold medal for the most images ever linked to the AHA forum. 
I’m offended, yet I’m laughing too hard to worry about it. 
Was anyone else turned on by the picture of Hillary Clinton? Um…yeah…me either.
I bring horror to the meaningless.
I will never ever ever look at this thread on my phone. ;D
Not because it’s meaning less but because 3g and throttling sucks ballz. :-\
I didn’t know Hillary had tattoos… I don’t know about a bear or a moose, but I did once have an argument with one very agitated sloth who had a head cold…
I used GPR and found Jimmy Hoffa under that makeup! :o
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!
I was eating lunch on the 20th of February with my 6-year-old granddaughter and I asked her, “What day is tomorrow?”
She said “It’s President’s Day!”
She is a smart kid. So, I asked “What does President’s Day mean?” I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln etc.
She replied, “President’s Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow we have one more year of unemployment.”
You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose… :o
I say, I say, you’re like a school boy on a Saturday. NO CLASS.
Zing!
Bear wrestling will tear you up. But it you are really quick, you might be able to Chuck Norris this guys goat and get away. :o
I don’t know, in a real BFI post, there would be 20 paragraphs telling you exactly why wrestling a bear is harder than making love to a moose or whatever the topic was…(I’m not scrolling back now to find out).
Thank you.
Wouldn’t the 20 paragraph post end with how he’s decided to throw out all the accumulated wisdom of the ages and dive head long into some hair brained scheme he found on the internet?
Something about how wrestling a bear will make you never get cancer or common cold?
Making love to moose like more trouble than the a55 kicking you’re going to get from said moose is worth to me. 8)
Back to acting like I’m working this morning.
Paul
This thread resulted in my futile attempt at counting the number of times I’ve seen Bloodsport.
