;D
And better looking. Also beer enables me to speak foreign languages. :o
I speak Gibberish quite well after I’ve had more than my personally acceptable allotment.
My wife says the same thing about me. I talk to her in complete gibberish (at least to her, to me it makes perfect sense), and then look at her like she’s crazy when she doesn’t understand.
Nice photo! 
And, it causes me to know everything. 
And makes others better-looking too!
Wait. Beer doesn’t make me dance better?
Maybe you guys could do some translating for me. My wife seems to speak gibberish all the time - regardless of what, or how much, she’s been drinking. 