proper use of bottle rockets

This is just too funny not to share
http://news.investors.com/Newsfeed/Article/140893373/201202030115/Bottle-rocket-misfires-student-sues.aspx

ATO represent! ;D

What is this I don’t even…

Butt, I didn’t mean it.

That darn near wrecked 'em  :smiley:

Frat boys should be neutered anyway. That kind of behavior just reinforces that opinion.

Alriiiiightyyyy thennnnnnn.

Foul play.  :wink:

It’s going to be real interesting how they explain that one in “full living color” at the trial…  “Honest judge I tried to hit it out but I was in a slump at the time…”

Did it kill him?
No, it rectum!

‘and that the fraternity was negligent in supervising its guests and members.’

…This defeats the purpose of a frat house anyway…

it was a good idea at the time.

I read recently that to be considered for membership in ATO one must take an IQ test.  If your IQ rating is higher than that of a #2 pencil membership is denied.

I wonder which end of the rocket he inserted-either way is gonna hurt, but one way will hurt a lot more.

Gotta love that it’s not the kid who had a bottle rocket go off in his butt that’s suing.  ::slight_smile:

What you’re supposed to do is just tape them with the fuses together, aiming opposite directions, and let them fight it out. My normally safety-obsessed father suggested that one somewhere after I showed up one Fourth with a couple gross of the things.

Hey, we were second on campus in GPA! :stuck_out_tongue:

Oh… It looks good on you though…  :o