Could work, I guess, wouldnt that be sacrilegious ?
BTW, if you ever go to Ireland what ever you do dont kiss the Blarney Stone.
I always thought NJ licenses plates should read ‘The Police State’ not ‘The “Garden” State’.
Sacrilegious? Nah, not if you drink a lot of beer first. Cycle of life, my friend. Cycle of life.
You know what’s even better than a pee in the lawn? A good ole’ pee in the shower. I mean, is there anything better? It just feels so right. And, as an added bonus, no athletes foot. 
I pee in the shower all the time. I just wait until the wife gets in, yank open the door, and let 'er rip.
I’m getting banned for this one.
NO NO NO. Peeing in the shower is completely unacceptable. Just nasty.
Things in urine are not completely water soluble and they build up on the shower floor and walls as it splashes around. Then other people have to stand in your pee. Just awful.
The shower is not a toilet. Show some self control and pee before or after your shower…anywhere but the shower.
+1. I live in the woods and I use the outdoors as my personal latrine all the time and have a few favorite spots. But peeing in the shower is uncivilized.
Its all pipes going to the same place ;D
George says so
Reminds me of a South Park episode where Randy Marsh goes to his son’s little league game, gets blazing drunk, and in fist fights with other parents, each time, and each time as the cops drag him away is drunkenly protesting, “Scuse me, I thought this was America! I thought this was a free country!”
Cap, this might break your brain, but imagine the immense biodiversity of hotel shower floors. ;D
Well, dude, I scrub the shower down on the reg. I’m not that uncivilized. Sheesh… :
Boys…boys…boys. Lookie here. This is an outhouse…now use it! Just Dispicable.
Peeing outdoors is a boy’s natural right of passage to manhood. I guess I haven’t grown up yet… ;D Well, it helps not having neighbors too…
Seems like we need more outdoor showers. Best of both worlds.
Ya beat me to it! ;D
Hey, George is from Jersey, he should know!
I was “raised” in Levittown, PA. Now pronounced “leave it town”. Just over the bridge from Burlington. And I put in a year in beautiful Campden, NJ. Ahh, the only state with 2 of the top 10 most dangerous cities in the US of A.
Then off to Pittsburgh for 4 years. But before the breweries (except for the Penn Brewery which is awesome). And luckily there were no breweries in Delaware while I spent 4 long years at the U of D (otherwise I would be a brewer). And then, thankfully, the US Army ordered me out to Denver for 4 years of hard duty.
So, which circle?
It’s good to see beers named after NJ turnpike exits! http://www.flyingfish.com/
No good deed goes unpunished!
Wait a second, Tom… Are you saying there was a point to this thread apart from where the best places to pee might be? Jersey, by the way, consistently ranks among the top 10 on that list as well.
Hey, I live right by leave it town.
Its OK, great for outdoor peeing and better than living in one of those snobby yuppie towns.
Bought a house here as a fixer upper flipper, boy am I regretting it now though.
I got to get outta here and off to Jim Thorpe. Out to possum resuscitating country.