I’ve always pondered why many bars, pubs, clubs, etc. like to have few or no windows and near-pitch black atmospheres, in some crazy attempt either to create mood lighting or to disguise how fricking dirty their bars and bar flies are. Conversely, I have a different idea. If I ever have a brewpub, I always figured I’d name it the “Well Lit Brewing Company” and have frickin white walls and ceiling, perfectly cleansed stainless steel bar and bar stools, and 300 watt bulbs lighting up the whole place. How’s that for awesome. Tag line might be something along the lines of, “Don’t just wallow in the shadows. Get Well Lit.”
I dunno, Dave. Dark bars are easier for me to get laid in.
If it wasn’t for the excessive alcohol and dark lighting, I’d have probably never picked up any women in a bar. What fun would that have been?
:o What does Mrs. Vices think of that? ;D
Mr. Tschmidlin… I’m writing your name in my book…
and drawing a line through it!
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That’s funny Jim…I just noticed your brewery name.
Hey congrats on the third place ribbon from Saturdays Battle of the Brews. I’ll have to enter some beer next year.
I can SO relate to that.
I meant back in the day. I’m so ugly now even dark bars wouldn’t help.
There are always blind chicks…
Now THAT, is hilarious! ;D ;D ;D
The worst brewery name I can think of is “Hoppy Brewing Company,” largely because none of their beers are hoppy. Now, if they called themselves, “Underwhelming Brewing Company,” at least they wouldn’t be guilty of deceptive marketing.
That’s Mehana’s DBA…
Oops! Did I say that out loud?