that’s all I have ever owned. Pay as you go… 
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I hope some of ya’ll read it first!!!
Regarding the subject: troubles probably won’t start till next year. :-\ The nation is politically charged currently and it’s creeping into the forum. Right now every-thing’s cool but the mods will be working overtime in 2012. Beer.
Roger that! Let someone else eat the drive-off depreciation. You pay through the nose for that New Car Smell!
Equal time please!
Right Left now every-thing’s cool but the mods will be working overtime in 2012. Beer ;D
Jack Elam. I know you were wondering. That’s the actor in the last pic posted above. Love that guy.
and beer…
and this forum.
Yes, endlessly amusing. And often educational. Great combo…
Chicken (yes I did read it. no biggie - comrade ;) )
Not chicken by no means. But I figured it was a locker for sure. Didn’t want to spoil the thread for everyone else.
Hint: It explained that Tubercle was as far from being a pinko leftist atheist commie as you can get in response to corkybstuart and dbeechum’s postings
I saw the subject title Crazy Eyes, and Loggins and Messina started playing in my head…this has the potential for a great twisted tune.
I was hoping that this thread would lead to people putting up corny jokes:
A horse walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender looks at the horse and says, “Hey buddy, why the long face?” :
My girlfriend’s* daughter is named Alice. I’ve been trying to teach her to say “To the moon!” when I say, “One of these days, Alice!”
- Yeah, that happened… Don’t judge me.
The rule of thumb we’ve been using is to trust to the better angels of everyone’s natures. Of course the internet puts truth to the Chamberlain idiom of man being a killer angel.
And a corny joke…
Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay, it’d be a bagel.
Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve your type.”
To be fair, I’m usually the one with the light trigger finger on locking political threads. I would have locked it right away, but I was on the road all day yesterday.
These two strings walk up to a bar. The first string walks in and orders
and the bartender throws him out and yells "I don’t serve strings in this
bar. The other string ruffs himself up on the street and curls up and orders.
The bartender shouts, “Hey, didn’t you hear what I told your buddy?”
The string says “Yeah.”
The bartender says, “aren’t you a string?”
The string says, “No, I’m a frayed knot…”
What do you get when you drop a grand piano down a mine shaft?
A-flat minor!
This was told by a friend.
A superconductor walks into a bar.
The bartender says - “We don’t serve your types here.”
The superconductor leaves without resistance.
Two ions are walking down the street
One says “I think I’ve lost an electron”
The other one “Are you sure”?
The first one"Yes, I’m positive".
Did you hear about the ant that could not speak?
It was a mute ant.