I once had too Many Beers.

General Homebrew Discussion
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And then made a new thread about it.  Oh well, it was getting stuffy anyways.  :slight_smile:

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On a weekday? Nice work, champ. Make us proud.

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“I once had too many beers,”

Sounds like the first line of a fine limerick.

and it caused me to speak without fears,
I posted my mind,
thought they’d be kind,
but all I received were some jeers.

Anybody do better?

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… and couldn’t hold back my leers
the gals at the pub
gave me such a chub
but I failed to get any rears.

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I once had too many beers
I was slapped in the face for my leers
alone in bed i remained
but at least not detained
lack of thought till my head clears

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wow, narvin and i are on the same wavelength. not good for society

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I once had too many beers
While hangin with all of my peers
Went to grab a Saison
But they were all gone
Which caused me to break out in tears.

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:D  Not as if we’re speaking from experience or anything!

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What about the haiku format?

Had Too Many Beers
Drinking allays all my fears
Morning Hangover

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facepalm

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Y’all is too smart for me.

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I laughed out loud.

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I once had too many beers.
The swimbo had nothing but sneers.
To avoid the ol’ grouch,
I retired to the couch.
I haven’t slept THAT well in years!

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:smiley:

I once had too many beers
it killed the brain cells responsible
for counting and rhyming
thus ends my limerick

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I once had too many beers
Spent way too much money for years
Though my fridge was all stocked
And my head was like “rocked”
My house payments kept getting arrears

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I once had too many beers
Even though I’ve been drinking for years
I started to slouch
Threw up on the couch
Now it’s on to more temperant frontiers

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I once had too many beers
her complaints fell on my deaf ears
About little romance
and me not wearing pants
and how it’s been that way for years

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Awesome!  Keep’em coming, we’ll vote on a winner tomorrow.

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I once had too many beers,
I drank up every time they said CHEERS!
I thought I could fly,
I was lucky not to die
But my story brought the ER nurse to tears.

Edited injuries to story because I think it works better.

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i havent decided if that is more clever than funny, but damn funny